What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?